Category: Tim Lore
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When Me And Tim Went To The Movies…
So I haven’t written one of these in a while, but here we go. This story is about the time I took Tim to the movies to see Sinners.But — surprise, surprise — some people met us there. So boom — me and Tim were scrolling through TikTok, and we kept seeing clips and reactions…
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When Me And Tim Got A Giant Snake As A Pet…
So one random morning, me and Tim woke up to weird noises coming from downstairs.It sounded like some wild animal was tearing through our stuff. Now, if you know anything about our house, you already know — if we hear random sounds, it’s never normal. Something crazy is definitely happening.And unfortunately… it was my day…
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When Tim And I Sat Courtside…
This one’s a quicker story, but it’s worth telling. After the video of the cheerleading stack at the last game blew up, the team saw it and actually hooked us up. They gave me and Tim free tickets to another game — and this time, our seats were super close to the floor. We were…
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When We Made Peanut Butter And Jelly The Long Way…
So, as you may or may not know, me and Tim are pretty serious about peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.Specifically: PB&J The Long Way. We got inspired by the viral “Peanut Butter and Jelly the Long Way” trend on TikTok — and since then, we’ve created some wild sandwich builds. Our first one? Two slices…
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When Our Pasta Sang “i love”
So I recently bought Tim a gaming PC so we could finally play games together.Before this, he was strictly console — all PlayStation, all the time. The first game we played was R.E.P.O. — that new game on Steam everyone’s been talking about on TikTok. The biggest meme from the game is the “I love”…
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When My The Cheese On My McMuffin Ran Away…
Contrary to popular belief, a spider can enjoy some McDonald’s.And I know what you’re thinking — how does a spider eat a Big Mac? Well… you’d have to come over and see my boy Tim eat an entire Big Mac in one bite — in five seconds. It’s kind of impressive. Terrifying, but impressive. Anyway,…
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When The Chicken Jockey Spawned In…
So as you all know, the Minecraft Movie dropped like a week ago.But what people didn’t tell you is that weird stuff starts happening after you watch it. I’m not even joking. Me and Tim saw it two days ago, and ever since, things have been off. The first red flag? Right after we left…
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When Tim and His Ant Friends Pressed Me…
Back-to-back stories of me getting disrespected in my own house.Here we go again. So me and Tim were chilling on the couch, watching basketball — usual vibes. You know how we normally watch Lakers vs. Celtics? Well, this time it was Celtics vs. Lakers. Totally different energy. Anyway, mid-second quarter, Tim gets a text from…
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When The Wall Punched Me…
Most of these stories are about crazy things happening to Tim — or Tim and me — but rarely just me.But this one? Yeah, this one’s all me. As I’ve mentioned before, Tim and I are very competitive. Like, we’ll turn anything into a contest — who can hold their breath longer in the Saratoga…
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When I Took Tim To A Lakers Game…
So me and Tim were on the couch in the morning rewatching the Lakers vs. Celtics game — the one we missed the night before because of the house being overrun by flies we couldn’t contain… but that’s a story for another time. During halftime, we got to talking, and Tim casually mentioned that he…