Category: Tim Lore
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When Me and Tim Got Jumpscared By A Raccoon…
So, me and Tim have this system when it comes to taking out the trash. It’s called Trash Jenga. Basically, when the trashcan gets too full, we just start stacking new trash on top instead of taking it out. Each time someone adds something, it gets more unstable — and the person who knocks it…
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The Time I Jump Scared Tim…
Alright, this one’s a quicker story, but still pretty funny.It happened right after TikTok got banned for like a day or two — and Tim was devastated. Ever since I met him, Tim’s been obsessed with TikTok. Like, phone-in-his-paws-24/7-level obsessed. I lowkey think he wants to be famous, but he never admits it. Ever since…
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Tim Got Chased By A Roomba…
Not gonna lie, I’m skipping about six months of Tim lore to tell this one — but I have to, because it’s too funny not to share. The last couple stories I told? Those were all Tim’s fault. But this one? This one’s on me. Back in early February, I used a $100 Amazon gift card…
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Tim Accidently Threw A Party…
Three days after the venom monster incident, I had to head upstate. I was working on a video where I planned to spin a chair on the ceiling to Around the World by Daft Punk, but I didn’t have any superglue strong enough to hold the chair (Video Down Below). The place I needed to…
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Tim’s First Morning At My House…
When I invited Tim to live with me for the week, I didn’t expect him to be as wild as he was. I’ve had a lot of spiders over before — some stayed a night, some stuck around for a few days — but none of them did what Tim did. The morning after our…
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Tim Origin Story…
The first time I saw Tim, I was barbecuing. I usually talk to many spiders outside my house, but this one was different. He walked up to me, and I instantly knew he was special. We spent the evening eating hamburgers and getting to know one another. He likes his burger with three buns and…