So as you all know, the Minecraft Movie dropped like a week ago.
But what people didn’t tell you is that weird stuff starts happening after you watch it.
I’m not even joking.
Me and Tim saw it two days ago, and ever since, things have been off. The first red flag? Right after we left the theater, I swear I saw Herobrine standing behind our car.
I ran up to check — nothing there.
Tim looked at me like I lost my mind.
But then we got home… and he changed his mind real fast.
Tim was watching basketball, just vibing, when a full-blown Nether portal spawned in the middle of the living room. A random Enderman and Zombie Pigman walked straight out of it like this was completely normal.
Of course, Tim stared directly into the Enderman’s eyes — rookie mistake — and instantly got chased. I was upstairs when I heard the chaos and his screaming. I ran down and walked straight into the wildest scene ever: the Enderman chasing Tim, and the Pigman chasing the Enderman — all running in a circle around the coffee table.
Should I have recorded it? Absolutely.
Did I? No. I sprang into action.
I locked eyes with the Enderman, too. Been playing Minecraft since Pocket Edition Lite in 2011 — I knew what I was doing. The Enderman locked onto me, and I darted straight into the portal.
Now, I’ve been to the Nether in-game. But real life?
HOT.
But I knew what I was doing. Waited for the Enderman and Pigman to follow me in. As soon as they did, I jumped back into the portal, made it out to the living room, and destroyed the portal behind me.
Tim was frozen. Thought I didn’t make it.
You should’ve seen his face — he nearly cried.
But that wasn’t even the wildest part.
The next day, we had the egg incident.
So one of the biggest meme scenes from the Minecraft Movie is the chicken jockey moment — it’s everywhere online. I should’ve known it was gonna catch up to us.
I was making breakfast and recording it, because at the end of the day, I am a content creator. I pulled an egg out, and it started rolling off the table. I reached to catch it — too late.
It cracked on the ground.
But instead of yolk… a chicken jockey walked out of the shell.
No hesitation. Just casually walked off like it paid rent here.
Tim saw it happen and jumped into action, ready to back me up like I had his back with the Nether portal. So I flicked my hand in the air, stopped the recording, and watched it all unfold.
What I didn’t get on camera?
The chicken jockey turned on Tim and started chasing him. So now I’m chasing it, while it’s chasing Tim.
Eventually I grabbed it, yeeted it out the window, and watched it float down. (Minecraft chickens don’t take fall damage, after all.) It hit the ground, landed perfectly, and just… ran off into the distance like nothing happened.
We didn’t even question it. Just turned the page and went on with our day — another normal one in the house of chaos.
But then later that night, we were watching the news and saw it.
There it was.
The same chicken jockey.
Running down the freeway.
Being chased by police.
I looked at Tim. He looked at me. And we both started laughing harder than we had in months.
Probably the hardest since the night we accidentally burned the popcorn…
…but that’s a story for another time.
